Ghosts and Ghouls
I have seen them
again, not often mind you, but enough to make me write in to let you
all know they are still around.
Yes they are still
around!
I am doing my best to
catch one – if for no other reason than to prove to the ‘HUMANS’
that I do not imagine things.
I have stalked the
things as they move up the wall and onto the ceiling, then across
the ceiling, and down a different wall.
Then I pounce, eyes
boggling, teeth snapping at the air. So far I have not managed to
catch one. I am not a very good catcher at the best of times – as
an example the only rabbit I ever managed had Myxomatosis.
The onlookers of
course can’t see the things, but Humans never can see much at all
anyway unless you stick it up their noses.
Well I am
undaunted, I know there are ghosts moving about unchecked in this
living room and I mean to see them off and sharpish too.
Have any of you lot
seen them in your houses? Write in and let us all hear about it.
Together we can sort it!
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YOU ASK – O’ WISE ONE ANSWERS
Joey (Jack-Russell)
wrote:
Q: My owner has bought
me a contraption allegedly designed to stop me pulling on the lead.
I do not like it and I am very unhappy. What do you think?
O’Wise-one wrote:
A: Hello Joey. I
think Joey is a name better suited to a parrot, don’t you? Poor
you! I hope I have helped.
On a serious note
though, I think the inventors out there in our midst should get to
the drawing board and design a contraption that would make humans go
faster.
Nothing better than a
compromise is there?
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FOOD REVIEW:
We have carried out
a survey over the recent holiday period and found the staggering
truth that was previously unknown: 8 out of 10 dogs prefer
roast-beef or Turkey to tinned dog food.
Further studies show that most dogs
also prefer something old and mouldy dropped to the ground by a
passing bird than whatever is in their dish.
Some dogs have really scraped the
bottom of the barrel by admitting to enjoying the odd bit of ‘dead
for two weeks Rabbit’ (that type of thing is only for the real
wolves amongst us however – not myself).
These findings have been passed to
various local pet-food chains and we can only hope that it will not
have been a complete waste of time – roll on the day they mass
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Humans Banned!
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ABOUT ME:
I have gotten the bug & this web
stuff on the head.
It keeps me focused, as do my specs.
I actually bought
my specs off the web.
I found a web-site
called Google-eyes where you can order any style you want on-line
(you should try it yourself) get the Humans to pay.
Good old humans –
they have some uses after all.
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